Cutebrunts - About Us
Founded in 1896, by a pigeon-chested acrobat, cutebrunts is a not-for-profit organisation whose sole aim is to promote the proper use of strange and funny idiomatic phrases in English.
After a restless night due to crumb chafing, our esteemed - though weary - instigator found himself faced with some facetious butter on his toast and a temerarious sausage next to his egg. Due to the inadequacies of the state education system he was initially unable to comprehend or realise his circumstances verbally. Then it dawned on him. In an instant, he decided to dedicate his life to the peripatetic teaching of idiotic phraseology that would adequately describe his, as well as others', station in life. Twirling his organic moustache, he put on his gorgonzola windcheater and left the house for the very last time on his neverending quest to seek out the yogurt girders of language, the smeg converters of sensibility, and the antediluvian wallaby of the mother tongue.
This site is dedicated to his selfless efforts.
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