The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

Will Young (no relation) used to be a scientist specialising in cloning techniques until he went too far and was thrown out of cloning university. Beyond the comprehension of any reasonable human being, he crossed a female dog with a tin of sardines and called them bitch sprats. Although they tasted very nice they were infested with fleas and, once in the stomach, did have a tendency to keep you awake all night barking.

Added 02/12/2005 by: CBStaff

» Buy bitch sprats in our online store.