The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First
- academic sleazebag
The groves of academe are not solely populated with geniuses and bookish intellectuals working for the furtherment of human knowledge. Universities and colleges are fraught with sexual tension and unethical goings-on.
It's not surprising really. is it, in a place where thousands of bouncy young, beautiful, nubile men and women are in thrall to balding, middle-aged, sexually-frustrated crusty old bookworms who are usually married to other balding, crusty, frustrated bookworms.
Furthermore, professors of higher learning are also members of a closed and highly secretive society; they are people who do not take to the impositions of the outside world or negative publicity in the scandal sheets and therefore tend to deal with immorality, hypocrisy and indiscretions within their own serried ranks.
It is therefore the role of the so-called 'vice chancellor' to cover up lecturers' wrong-doings by keeping any evidence safely ensconced within the institution's academic sleazebag. These bags, and there is one for every university and college in the land, is then placed in a nuclear bunker just outside Milton Keynes and guarded by especially vicious blind underground guard geese.
Added 07/01/2006 by: Dr Know
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It's not surprising really. is it, in a place where thousands of bouncy young, beautiful, nubile men and women are in thrall to balding, middle-aged, sexually-frustrated crusty old bookworms who are usually married to other balding, crusty, frustrated bookworms.
Furthermore, professors of higher learning are also members of a closed and highly secretive society; they are people who do not take to the impositions of the outside world or negative publicity in the scandal sheets and therefore tend to deal with immorality, hypocrisy and indiscretions within their own serried ranks.
It is therefore the role of the so-called 'vice chancellor' to cover up lecturers' wrong-doings by keeping any evidence safely ensconced within the institution's academic sleazebag. These bags, and there is one for every university and college in the land, is then placed in a nuclear bunker just outside Milton Keynes and guarded by especially vicious blind underground guard geese.
Added 07/01/2006 by: Dr Know
» Buy academic sleazebag in our online store.