The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

The world was stunned earlier this week when renowned wig trapper, Arther Daily, announced that he was retiring from the sport to take up starfish kidnapping:

"I feel that my time is better spent aware from hairy pursuits," Mr Daily said, "and would instead be better spent in and around the sea-side. For my health, you know?"

Added 28/02/2006 by: Rose O Sharon

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