The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

One of the least talked about symptoms of Chlamydia for gentlemen of a certain age is that of bassoon helmet. This is where the end of the male reproductive organ swells to the size of a double-reed woodwind instrument with a conical bore air column 9 ft 2 in long but bent to a height of 4 ft. Although this can be very painful, especially around the the butt, the bass, and the bell, it is nevertheless very useful when you want to 'make beautiful music' with a young lady of the opposite gender; as, unlike most male reproductive organs, it does have a range of around 3 octaves, from B flat to E flat. Yup!

Added 14/03/2006 by: Peter Andzevulph

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