The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

You think it's just a nice bit of wind but, just in case, you hover over the bowl. *P-sssshhhhhhh*, the wind escapes like an airlock opening. But then, to your shock, horror and amazement, it's followed by a *plop*! The airlock plop often occurs in nightclubs where any reasonable person would not dream of going for a number 2, except by accident.

Added 07/04/2006 by: The Poo and Gas Brunter

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