The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

A rare horticultural phenomenon which occurs after a typical lad's stag night i.e. prospective groom naked, smeared in treacle by a local prostitute and tied to a lamp post with a daffodil stuck up his anus. Thus, arse daffodils can take root and grow in the said fiance's buttock-region, lying dormant for up to six months or when the following April arrives (whichever is sooner). Only then does the lady wife know what really happened that fateful pre-nuptual night.

Divorce proceeding follow.

Added 17/08/2006 by: D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Smith

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