The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

Although it is often confused with the seedy hostelry used by lonely social misfits who can't get a partner (of either sex) to save their life, a shingles baa is in fact the plaintive cry of a solitary North Ronaldsay sheep stood at the water's edge suffering from chicken pox. Even with hooves, there's no way you can make the itching go away.

Added 17/08/2006 by: Shawn Ewe-Turn

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