The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

First discovered in the late 1950's, aural fingernail is a slight discoloration of the index finger's nail from excessive contact with corrosive earwax. This was particularly common amongst the scruffy left-winger beardies who performed in the folk clubs of London, Edinburgh and Glasgow until they were all destroyed due to an outbreak of Beatlemania.

Added 14/09/2006 by: Ewan Whosearmy

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