The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First
- bauble mauler
At this year's Christmas office party, beware of the dastardly doings of the bauble mauler!
He's the one who works in Accounts whose name no-one can remember and always smells of Polo Mints and Febreze. Normally he wouldn't mildly provoke the proverbial goose, but give him a Bacardi Breezer and a double helping of Drambuie Christmas Cake and you can't prise him away from the Christmas tree where he's slobbering away trying to kiss the fairy and touching up the decorations that nice lady in Despatch hand made with her retard sister (who's also very nice).
Added 05/12/2006 by: Chris Bringle-Buysale
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He's the one who works in Accounts whose name no-one can remember and always smells of Polo Mints and Febreze. Normally he wouldn't mildly provoke the proverbial goose, but give him a Bacardi Breezer and a double helping of Drambuie Christmas Cake and you can't prise him away from the Christmas tree where he's slobbering away trying to kiss the fairy and touching up the decorations that nice lady in Despatch hand made with her retard sister (who's also very nice).
Added 05/12/2006 by: Chris Bringle-Buysale
» Buy bauble mauler in our online store.