The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First
- munter gatherers
Out on the plains of the urban jungle, the munter gatherers flock together seeking out their prey. Anyone less than a 3 on the Wishmann’s Beauty scale is fair game for the munter gatherers, with some purists insisting that only grade 1 munters are hunted.
Some are masters of disguise but are easily spotted by their willingness to ‘eat’ those who the more evolutionary advanced ‘boner-sapiens’ would not touch with your bargepole.
If you are approached by these ferocious beasts grab an attractive friend to scare them away, for there is nothing like a true beauty to repulse a munter gatherer.
Added 08/12/2006 by: Herman Munter
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Some are masters of disguise but are easily spotted by their willingness to ‘eat’ those who the more evolutionary advanced ‘boner-sapiens’ would not touch with your bargepole.
If you are approached by these ferocious beasts grab an attractive friend to scare them away, for there is nothing like a true beauty to repulse a munter gatherer.
Added 08/12/2006 by: Herman Munter
» Buy munter gatherers in our online store.