The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

crackers knacker is a title given to those who at Christmas tally up the biggest half-body count of crackers (usually made in Third World sweatshops by 4 year olds). Cracker knacking has been a favourite festive pastime for the past 20 years and is enjoyed, and fiercely competed, by young and old alike.

Here is a list of famous Crackers Knackers:

Timothy ‘Hard Pull’ Swintock (1982 Heavyweight Champion)
Anthony ‘Big Liar’ Blair (2004)
George Bush Jr and Snr (Resulting from a tie in 1999)
Onions Harper (2005-Present Champion)

Added 08/12/2006 by: Noel Gallagher

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