The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

One of the least talked about aspects of the Scottish New Year is the nazi hogmanay. This is where right wing presbyterian Scottish National Socialists don the McHitler tartan, a swastika emblazoned sporran and a death's head sgian dubh and perform the ancient Fairy Goose Step dance (bit like a Gay Gordons but much but fey).

They are all very bad men, racist, and hate Scotland's national jewish poet: Rabbi Burns. Och aye, it's true.

Added 22/12/2006 by: Jock McGoebbels

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