The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First
- charity baiting
Ever wondered where your local Oxfam get all their volunteers from? They are run by people who can't get proper jobs I hear you say but that is wrong, dead wrong.
In fact, they have been victims of charity baiting - the promise of a feelgood high in exchange for donating 'only an hour' of your time a week. In reality, once you have 'done your bit' they keep you in their evil, do-gooders grip by spiking your Bovril with rohypnol and implanting hypnotic suggestions that you will enjoy working for nothing, forever more in their keep, and forever destined to smell of floral perfume.
Added 24/12/2006 by: Dr R Spca
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In fact, they have been victims of charity baiting - the promise of a feelgood high in exchange for donating 'only an hour' of your time a week. In reality, once you have 'done your bit' they keep you in their evil, do-gooders grip by spiking your Bovril with rohypnol and implanting hypnotic suggestions that you will enjoy working for nothing, forever more in their keep, and forever destined to smell of floral perfume.
Added 24/12/2006 by: Dr R Spca
» Buy charity baiting in our online store.