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In Japan, the only place in the world where you can buy a monkey in the shape of a tortoise, there's a new device on the market which will turn your ordinary bollock into a cuboid testis. The device, retailing at Y6500, is being bought in bulk by Triad gangs and businessmen.

Added 02/01/2007 by: Tessie Cull

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