The Idiomatic Phrase You Thought You'd Thought Of But We Got There First

Villainous swine, listen here and listen good. The chocolate miscreant is no fool and will tear you to pieces if you get too close. He delights in rolling up his own faeces (which are made of 70% cocoa chocolate) and wrapping them individually, often leaving them for innocent children at Easter.

A dangerous man indeed and you are well advised to stay clear of his offerings.

Added 19/01/2007 by: Mal Teaser

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