Most Popular Brunts
| Date Added | Brunt | Added By | Rating |
| 10/03/2006 | turbot ear | Jacques Custard |     |
| 21/03/2006 | hog swotting | Lord E Lawks | |
| 15/05/2006 | magical atrophy | Pale Daniels (Founder of MCAS) | |
| 06/05/2006 | a million vermillion moles | rev.elijah lambfondler | |
| 21/03/2006 | matchbox brumming | Sandy Peighknut | |
| Unknown | tunnock whiskers | anon | |
| 13/09/2006 | sloppy mudguard | Derik Unspell | |
| 10/02/2006 | pre-menstrual chap | Judith Harbours | |
| 30/01/2006 | zebedee piles | Dougal Dylan | |
| 11/04/2006 | doubled-edged candle | Dirty 'dirty' Harry | |
| 12/01/2006 | epitaph otiosity | Samuel P Misenthusiasm (Mrs) | |
| Unknown | disillusioned owl | anon | |
| 19/01/2008 | gawping midget | Rumble Baggins | |
| 13/01/2006 | pigeon toxopholy | Bubba McGuffin | |
| Unknown | temerarious sausage | anon | |
| 24/12/2005 | custard effrontery | Zeppo the Ringmeister | |
| 02/02/2006 | parlous cubicle | Hope Fadden | |
| 26/04/2006 | olfactory sentimentalism | Dennis Bobbler | |
| 07/04/2006 | cardinal chucking | Cardinal Chuck King | |
| Unknown | paintball billeting | anon | |
| Unknown | policeman's luncheon | anon | |
| 18/12/2005 | munchkin trousers | David Varnish | |
| 07/01/2006 | trifle fingerprinting | Supt I M Notabentcopper | |
| 07/01/2006 | soul boinging | Pope Popeye III | |
| 14/05/2006 | cranial gerontion | Jelly Bongo | |